Hey! Let’s chat over coffee. Or – better yet – hatch a diabolical plot together.

Please feel free to get in touch by shooting me an email at andrewpeters4@gmail.com.

Or, you can use this handy form! Bonus points if you can prove you’re a human by, oh, I don’t know, telling me your favorite type of animal and why.*

* – penguins, and it’s because I discovered I wrote an essay about why I loved them as a kid. I’m sticking to my guns on that.